--UPDATE-- Dearest Poopers,
It is with great relish and excitement that I come to you today. Saturn, the Great God of Agriculture, revealed Himself to me last night. He came in a flurry of chariot fire, scythe a-swinging, seeds spraying out in every direction. He told me that our Saturnalia Salt Salon should be postponed until January. So that's what we're going to do.
Stay tuned for further information about our upcoming January 2012 Salt Salon, and wishing you a wonderful season.
Shawn "The Puru" Shafner